Matt Wieters!

http://www.mattwietersfacts.com/

Quote

Quote from colin cowherd this morning:

"Women are all about dates, all these contraints and dates. Guys wake up and see a canvas, a sunshine, something for us to conquer. Women wake up and see dates."

"All we want is for you to look hot, don't do meth, and make out with us later."

Awesome. Wow. Very Cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeiwLLZjDo

How Many Bananas?

Basketball is often determined by a few of the best players on the floor. back in the jordan era, there was a definite hierarchy, with scottie playing second banana. How are the bananas distributed nowadays?

Our determination of how many banana's a player has, MJ = 1st banana, so he gets one, pippen was a second banana so he gets 2, sean elliot '99, parker '03 and '05 not '07, were 3rd bananas


in no particular order as of right now
gilbert arenas is not ranked pending knee injury

1st Banana
Tim Duncan
Paul Pierce
derrick rose
Lebron James
Dwyane wade
Dwight Howard
Kobe Bryant
Dirk Nowitski
Chris Paul
Kevin Durant

1.5 bananas
Deron Williams
Chauncy Billups
Carmelo Anthony
ray allen
KG
Pau Gasol
Yao Ming
Tony parker
Manu ginobili
Al Jefferson *if healthy
Steve Nash
Brandon Roy

2nd bananas
Amare Stoudamire
Carlos Boozer
Tracy McGrady
Baron Davis
caron butler
josh smith
joe johnson *could be 1.5
danny granger
mo williams
devin harris
chris bosh
rip hamilton
Hedo Turkoglu
Monta ellis

2.5 banana
andre igoudala
Lamarcus Aldridge
David West
vince carter
OJ Mayo *at least, probably higher
Ron Artest
Rashard Lewis
ray felton
michael redd
delonte west
Tyson Chandler (when healthy)

3rd bananas
jose calderon
shane battier
shawn marion
Mehmet Okur
Kevin Love
nene hilario
Josh Howard
John Salmons
Lamar Odom
Antawn jameson
mike beasley
al horford
troy murphy
David Lee
andre miller
Luol Deng
Ben Gordon
tayshaun prince







If you take the top 3 players on the teams that are left, you get (and remember low bananas is good here):
Lakers: 5.5
Cavs: 5.5
Magic: 5.5
Nuggets: 6

Other notable totals:
Spurs 4, but derailed due to injury
Hornets 6
Celts 4, derailed due to injury
Rockets 6, injury
Bulls 7

Teams that need another banana to qualify:
Mavericks (sorry jason terry)
Blazers
Heat



Noah Schroeder and Daryl Kapp

weird video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ZE8G8zu5A&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsportsillustrated.cnn.com%2F2009%2Fextramustard%2Fhotclicks%2F05%2F21%2Fkara-dioguardi-magic-upset-cavaliers%2Findex.html&feature=player_embedded

3 days rule

Barney:
You know who invented the three days rule? Jesus

Hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYaTSbCGY50&feature=related