Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Best of SWARLEY!!

Ted: "I gave Marshall one of my secrets."
Flashback: 
Ted: "You gave her the look right?? Head down, eyes looking up, hands in pockets, shoulders up, head slightly titled conveying shy vulnerability ."

Present:
Robin: "I love that look. I think I slept with you because of that look. And its fake?!?!"
Ted: "Oh, and you biting your lower lip, shyly looking away, and thrusting your chest 
out is natural?!?!"
Robin: "Ya, I hear ya."


Marshall: "She does not have the CRAZY EYES!!!"
Ted: "You just can't see it because you are afflicted with 'haven't been laid in a while blindness'"

FLASHBACK:
Random Hook-up: "Barney can I ask you a question??"
Barney: "ANYTHING"
RH: "Would you like to have a threesome??"
Barney: "ahh, of course!!"
RH: "GREAT, it will be me, you, and Mr. Weasels!!
Present:
Ted:"So, did you do it??"
Barney: "Nah, it ended up being just a twosome with the third one watching from a chair."
Ted: "Which one were you??"
Barney: "I'd rather not say."


SWARLEY QUOTES

No more Swarleeey
No more Bob Swarley mon
No more Swar--wait for it--ley

"I got a call for Swarles Barkley."

Ted: "Man, he is really going to flip when all the magazine subscriptions start coming in."
Robin: "Ya, I signed him up for People en Espanol, but I addressed it to 'Swarlos.'"

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