Girl: "Oh! I love koala bears!! Alright, what is your favorite thing about a koala bear?"
Randy: "They're...meat is delicious."
Stella:"Ted, you're staring at my breasts."
Ted: "In fairness, they were staring at me."
Barney: "Ted is too busy being in a lesbian relationship. And he's pregnant. Cause he's the girl."
Robin: "He can't be pregnant. You have to have sex to be pregnant."
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