I can't stop with the HIMYM lines!!!!

Marshall: "I have to admit, that was a very creative use of maple syrup."

Lily: "I know, I can't even look Mrs. Butterworths in the eye!"

Lily: "Thought you were writing a paper??"

Marshall: "Oh no, I blew that off. I'll get an extension. Schools' not important."

Robin: "I can't believe my baby sister is going to lose her virginity to a deusch with a fohawk. This can't happen!! You guys have to help me talk her out of it!"

Marshall: "Hmmmm...a speech to talk a girl out of having sex......"

Ted: "Ummm ya I don't have any of those."

Barney: "Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion."